I Have Been Bad--By Mojo

Hello everyone, it's me, Mo. According to my mom, I've been bad. Again. But she doesn't understand me. I don't run away on purpose. I just start smelling all those great smells and my legs start chasing them. Then my ears can't hear when my nose is smelling and I think maybe Mom's calling my name, but those smells...

Here I am, all upset with myself, because Sparky got a treat for coming in when she was called, and I got nothing but "Oopsey!" I hate the "O" word.

Wonder how I'll get out of this one... I know! I'll get out of this the same way I always get out of everything.


I'll use my extra-special cuteness pose, the one where I put my butt up in the air, and wag my way right back into her heart:

I am a genius!