Once upon a time there lived a little girl who delighted in shocking her older siblings and parents. (She also adored dressing up in lime green platforms just to go to the pool.)
She loved to claim to have eaten an elephant, her way of explaining the enormous "puppy belly" she got every time she ate a meal:
But of course, for tiny little girls, puppy belly never lasts long. And so, when people asked her what happened to the elephant, she'd squeal with laughter and tell them: "I pooped him out!!!"
But of course, for tiny little girls, puppy belly never lasts long. And so, when people asked her what happened to the elephant, she'd squeal with laughter and tell them: "I pooped him out!!!"
2 comments:
What an amazing child.
Really? I heard she was quite a scamp. The real scoop is that her mother was the B-O-M-B. Still is, actually.
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