Sunday, March 28, 2010

Sr. Mary Sparky

Spark Diggity-Dog has always been a deeply spiritual ratty terrier. So it was no surprise when she announced that she has decided to take holy orders. She is joining the Sisters of Blessed Sausage, a group of nuns who make their living by creating and selling artisan sausage.

Oddly, since Sr. Mary Sparky has become a novice, the order has been unable to meet the daily quota of sausage for sale to the public. The Abbess suspects a hole in the equipment somewhere.


A Novel Woman said...


I can see her halo all the way up here in the Great White North.

George Colombo said...

There's something funny going on at that convent, I just know it.

Deniz Bevan said...

So cute!
Does that mean I never get to taste the sausage?

Lottery Girl said...

Dear NW:

I know I am a broken record, but I wish Buddy, Sparky and Mojo could have a play date! Wouldn't that be fun?

Lottery Girl said...

Dear George,

You are too funny! Miss you!

Lottery Girl said...

Dear Deniz,

No, as long as Sparky is there, you will never ever get any sausage.


catsmum said...

Bear is thinking of joining the masculine equivalent : the Brothers of Perpetual Bacon

Lottery Girl said...

Dear Catsmum,

Your Bear is stunning with that lovely, thick tail. Bacon is quite popular in my house as well. Thanks for popping in!